About Me.

I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, which is only a horrible way to be raised if you wish to one day be something other than a Jehovah's Witness. Then it's like going to tractor trailer driving school to become a physicist.

Being a Jehovah's Witness ruined a big chunk of my life. However, it's not as bad as living in Uganda and commuting away from your parents every night so you won't be raped and inducted into the Lord's Resistance Army. I own a dishwasher and I really can't complain.