Read the first five chapters of I'M PERFECT, YOU'RE DOOMED at Simon & Schuster.net. It's like a book, but trapped inside technology! Join an active and wacked-out online community at the I'M PERFECT Facebook Group . WRITING A REVIEW OF THE PHOTOGRAPHY IN MY GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE on McSweeney's.com Read my five-day guest blog at Powells.com. There are locusts! Jest Magazine: Eat This Candy, Go Straight To Hell Jest 'Careers': Stephen Ian Lakerson Jest 'Careers': The Halloween Costumer Jest 'Careers': Huak Nanook And a few random movie reviews on The Movie Binge: La Vie En Rose Joshua Black Sheep (2007)